Sam Slim is a professional substitute teacher: a hapless adult man in a world of anonymous children. His life is a war. Occasionally he wins; mostly he loses. He draws comics in his free time. Lots of comics. They are called "Confessions of a Substitute Teacher." You can read them at substituteconfessions.blogspot.com. If you would like to request Mr. Slim to sub for your class, you may reach him at samthesub at gmail.com.